Rambo Divas????

That’s it… they’ve won….. I officially proclaim to have been out maneuvered by the Devious, crafty Rambo Divas.

My garden is gone – the corn has disappeared they have put a huge dent in the green beans and are now basking in the beautiful glow of my tomato’s. It is obvious that they have paid my garden gnome statues to let them sneak in behind my back and thru the gate. If it wasn’t so sad, I would think they have been watching Special Ops movies and making notes all the while. Close your eyes for a moment and just imagine little Rambo chicks, with dirt covered beaks, prairie grass in their feathers peaking through special Diva night vision goggles planning the garden attack of 2010.

Neta, their “Momma” laid there, proudly sleeping on, letting them destroy the garden, the gnomes stood there quietly and said nothing. Mark is laughing at my despair (and the fact he doesn’t have to harvest now) and amazed at how fast they ate the corn, while I am sitting there on the back steps wondering if it is worth it to garden at all……